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November 18, 2008

“I wants ta marry that gurl,” said Junior.

“Ya cain’t do that,” said Billy Jake. “She ain’t kin!”

“But she’s purdy,” added Junior.

“And she looks as smart as roadkill,” replied Billy Jake. “Now c’mon we gots shoppin’ to do.” He grabbed a cart and moved over to the grocery aisle.

As they walked along both of them noticed that they still had Halloween merchandise for sale.

“Hey Billy Jake,” said junior. “Wut’s that sign say?”

Billy Jake looked to where Junior pointed.

“It sez ‘Merry Thanksgivaween’,” he read.

“What’s Thanksgivaween?” asked Junior.

“Don’t’ know. Must be sumthin’ like Hollerdays.”