November 19, 2008
“Oh! It must be the Hollyday for them there city folk,” suggested Junior.
“I’ll bet yure right!” agreed Billy Jake.
They rounded a corner and encountered a girl dressed from head to toe in black. She was checking dates on the dairy products and suddenly looked up as they approached.
“Are you two responsible for the geezer who’s chasing the women?” she demanded.
“What make you think he’s with us?” replied Billy Jake defensively.
“All three of you look like you belong on an episode of ‘Hee Haw’,” answered the girl.
“Sorry Miss but he ain’t wit us,” lied Junior.