Never

… had my face painted.

… done managed back flip.

... dine and dashed.

… flashed a stranger.

… skinny dipped.

… toilet papered a house.

… completed a crossword puzzle.

… slid down a banister.

… snuck into a free movie show.

… kissed a man over 30.

… pressed charges or vice versa.

… tried X.

… got my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper that mom promised.

… had a brazilian wax, and never will.

… crossed any ocean.

… played a slot machine.

… danced on a table. Or remember doing it.

… Danced with the devil.