I mean daaaamn boy? How the hell did you get yourself in that mess? Melissa’s a good girl, you know that! All you had to do was treat her good. She looked up to you - god only knows why - you got your sex, and she even cleaned your pigsty apartment. What more do you want? All the guys were jealous of you – hell, I’m sure most of them are planning how they’ll pick her up now. Why the hell did you try and pull the whole “wrong hole” shit? You lost out man, big time, you fucked up.