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December 15, 2008
An elementary school cafeteria worker has been forced onto the unemployment line because she’s a “retired” porn star. Rumors started to fly. Parents realized the playground monitor -- with Triple-G cups -- had a raunchy past.

32-year-old Crystal Gunns made three hardcore movies.

Crystal Gunns tried to defend herself with this tactless quote “Is this about morality? Our president-elect has admitted to doing crack. Does that make him a bad person? Bill Clinton smoked pot. Does that make him a bad person?” She finally realized it was time to quit. Crystal probably wasn’t the best role model at school recess.