January 20, 2009
“I’m not going to beat around the bush but get right to it,” said James finally. "I just received an e-mail from corporate concerning you and they want to send the company’s psychoanalyst to speak to you.”
“WHAT?!” cried Evan.
“It’s because of that extra hallway you claimed you saw,” replied James. “It’s all over the store and someone made a call to corporate concerning it.”
“Well it wasn’t me,” said Evan. “And judging from your tone it wasn’t you. So that leaves…”
“Harold,” concluded James. “He’s conveniently on vacation and that is what I asking you to do also.”