June 4, 2009
Key to the Heart
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I beg to differ. The true key to a man’s heart is an entirely different organ, but I’m not going to get into that. One of my friends was telling me a bunch of stories about sex last night and after awhile, I wanted to slam the phone down and forget it all. It’s like she wants to make me jealous that she’s having sex and I’m not. Well, I have reasons for not giving it up. The guy must find the key to my heart.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I beg to differ. The true key to a man’s heart is an entirely different organ, but I’m not going to get into that. One of my friends was telling me a bunch of stories about sex last night and after awhile, I wanted to slam the phone down and forget it all. It’s like she wants to make me jealous that she’s having sex and I’m not. Well, I have reasons for not giving it up. The guy must find the key to my heart.