Kissing a Cop

I don’t think I’d ever kiss a cop to get out of a bad situation. I’m not that desperate or that slutty. The only way I’d kiss a cop is if I was dating one or I was married to one. I don’t care what my future husband does for a living as long as it’s not too dangerous and he can take care of me and the kids. That’s all. I see myself living alone in the future, and that’s not a terrible thing, as long as I get ten minutes of human interaction a day.