August 31, 2009
Just before the plane goes down, 31E is still fretting that he paid $3.00 for a cellophane-wrapped chocolate chip cookie when he knows the guy in 2A (kind of guy he knows his wife secretly wishes he were despite insisting she doesn't care that he doesn't earn six figures, she only cares that he's loyal and doesn't cheat when away on business) will be served three free warm cookies, on a real plate. As the plane goes down, he grabs the stranger in 31F and kisses her hard. Does he die wishing he'd gobbled the cookie instead? I don't know.