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August 29, 2009
From 8/28

The dog comes out of the liquor store with a big brown bag. He extracts a small bottle and hands it to Justin.

Justin tries to see what it is, but the dog admonishes him to hide it in the pocket of his hoodie.

“Mad Dog,” the dog says. “Worse than drinking from the toilet, but I figured it was only appropriate.”

“Dude, that’s classic,” Justin says. “You must have some crazy-ass fake ID!”

“Nah, the guy inside is cool,” the dog says. “I just turned three, so that makes me legal. You know, dog years and all.”