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November 29, 2009
Hit by a bus. Poisoned with a green apple. Stabbed in the heart. Choked on a chicken bone. Thrown through a plate glass window. Drank mercury. Lead poisoning. Heart attack. Bear attack. Salmonella from an undercooked pork chop. Slipped on a child's toy and fell down the stairs. Faulty parachute. Hit by lightning. Couldn't make it back to the surface. Murdered by a hit man in a case of mistaken identity. Pushed. Jumped. Swallowed bleach. Tried to do the right thing. Protected the kids. Shot by the kids. Fell asleep and didn't wake up again.