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January 7, 2010
Lizette Morand had a face like a pig, honest to God, just like a pig, but she was so petite and rich that when you looked at her you thought Babe rather than Arnold Ziffel. In school plays she nailed the cute roles beginning with plums like the tiniest elf or the lost kitty eventually graduating to hot hippy chick or Fonze’s girlfriend. Still, even Napoleon had his Waterloo, and what would have been a glorious prom was reduced to a tearful stint in the girl’s can regretting her choice of a white eyelet dress and a dearth of mini-pads.