read
write
members
about
account

 

datedatememberrandomsearch

January 17, 2010
Bill Gates knew that Google was getting too big for its shorts. Implementing a replacement for windows under the guise of a cute new browser? Something had to be done. Bill called his good friend China. “We’ve got to do something about Google,” Bill said. China said, “Huh?” “Take my word for it,” said Bill. “OK,” said China. “We will introduce more lead into their bottled water, and cut the prices so they drink more.” “I have a better idea,” said Bill. “I will send you a team of crack programmers and we will put a bug up Google’s ass.”