January 20, 2010
I couldn't go anywhere but the picnic basket today, so it was more of the same. The party store was curiously devoid of eligible bachelors. Even Al himself was indisposed, in his office behind the mirror. Lindsey heard about my last 'episode' and told me to be careful. I nodded and shared a few words but noticed that it hurt to talk, having bitten my tongue a couple days ago. Outside, I saw the first young man today but thought he was perhaps too young as I self conciously concealed my sling. Back home, I found another actor to admire.