January 24, 2010
Thereís a man in our neighbourhood whoís the spitting image of Bob Dylan. Our friend George observed that lately heís let himself go and now looks more like Charles Tupper. I really believe that we all have a twin. Georgeís friend Andy looks like Wolverine. My dad could pass for Caesar Romero. How about Sarah Palin and Anita Bryant? They donít just sound alike. My childhood crush was a dead ringer for Hank Aaron. In school some boy said I looked like Tyne Daly in that Dirty Harry movie. Iím also supposed to look like my grandmother. The mean one.