March 5, 2010
Then there was the problem with Aunt Gladys, of sound mind and body and holder of thirty million dollars. Everyone in the family kept a close eye on Aunt Gladys. Julie must have been out of her mind the night she took Aunt Gladys to the free lecture, “How to protect your Aura,” or something like that. This is where Aunt Gladys met Destiny, the hypnotherapist. Aunt Gladys who was as sane and straight as an arrow suddenly became Destiny’s lesbian lover. Aunt Gladys wouldn’t talk about the thirty million dollars any more. Money dulled your view of the world.