April 25, 2010
Vlad stood in front of a door, seeing nothing but its endless expanse of thick mahogany. The proportions were so off that he felt like he was in a skit from the movie Alice in Wonderland--after having consumed too much of the potion that shrinks an unsuspecting Alice. But he was actually just trying to make his way out of church, figuring the giant door would provide an alternative exit. The front door was blocked with throngs of important looking men, chatty cathys and children splashing holy water. All he wanted was a peaceful route to his getaway vehicle.