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May 12, 2010
i made a deal with myself that if i bought this laptop, i would write a novel. now i have the laptop and i'm not sure what my novel should be about. i asked billy via text-message and his reply just came through: "unicorn harvesting in the land of nod." not a bad idea. i'd have to do some research.

now he writes back, "not much help, i know. what should my novel be about?"

"antarctic surfing expeditions," i said.

"oh good," he said, "i have about 300 pages already on that subject."