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May 8, 2010
we all wonder why certain folks are allowed to breed. today a wonky-eyed lady with a rash on her face who twitched and smelled a little rotten came up to me and asked me for a spoon. "zee bay-bee ees hankree" she said in a creepy eastern european accent. spoons are hard to find in the ER, so i handed her a tongue depressor to use and ran away. when they left the department i had to run after them with their car keys and their baby's pants they had forgotten. their baby's pants. on a cold day.