Don't confuse me with my double. My double studied maths and took an engineering degree. He married, has three kids, an exective job. Lots of travel, and a mistress. Today he lives in a huge lakefront penthouse. He's healthy and he's happy. My double is quite a success, poor guy.

I met Big-Mouth for dinner. He said, "Let's be fair about this. I'm going to order what you're going to eat. That's our consensus. I'm tired of partisan politics. Do as I say. You're too stupid, I'm too smart. I'm being perfectly fair, you unrderstand? And shut up," he explained.