August 10, 2010
My double was watching tv when someone rang at the door. He went to answer it. A lean guy stood there, with pamphlets.
The guy said, "Good evening, sir. I'm here representing the World Wildlife Fund, and I-"
"You're barking up the wrong tree," said my double. "I'm an anti-communist."
THE BUTCHER DAUGHTER
She's spurned me, he said. She won't even speak to me. I was foolish to give it all up to her. I wish I was a lad again. Don't tell me there's more fish in the sea. Not her. Can I borrow that chair? Got any paper?
The guy said, "Good evening, sir. I'm here representing the World Wildlife Fund, and I-"
"You're barking up the wrong tree," said my double. "I'm an anti-communist."
THE BUTCHER DAUGHTER
She's spurned me, he said. She won't even speak to me. I was foolish to give it all up to her. I wish I was a lad again. Don't tell me there's more fish in the sea. Not her. Can I borrow that chair? Got any paper?