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Ho plus hum. I can't say I'm particularly inclined to write anything today. It's sunny; the water's over there; look, a chipmunk! So I'm offering this Space to Rent. I suppose the proper price would be one hundred dollars. That sounds fair. You, the viewer, for a mere hundred smackers (American, of course) can place a message here. Sonnets fit well. Or some sarcastic newsy thing. Even a panel cartoon fits. It's completely up to you. I'm strongly in favour of free speech. This is a limited time offer. It'll no longer be available tomorrow. Act now! Act now!