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September 7, 2010
(Mr. Steamed Dumpling for grape-nuts.)

Good morning, sunshine. Pull up a seat here in my breakfast nook. You know, grape-nuts are my favorite cereal. I've been eating them almost every morning for three years. (This is 100% true.)

Grape-nuts are healthy. They're packed with vitamins, protein and fiber, and they have no added sugar. They teach us the redemptive power of suffering with a satisfying crunch.

Finish off a big bowl of grape-nuts first thing after you wake up, and take comfort in the knowledge that you've already been through the worst part of your day.