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September 24, 2010
It was still technically summer, so the sun was up even though it was getting late. The ducks milled around me, suspicious and hopeful. I threw a few handfuls of pretzels to them, which they ate with gusto.

"Winter is coming, guys," I told them. "Yeah, bleached enriched flour and hydrogenated soybean oil is exactly what you need."

Fortunately, the booklet seemed to cover everything that was taught at the conference. I went back to reading while the ducks crunched their pretzels.

"You don't mind if I sit here and read this for a while, do you?"

They didn't mind.