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September 27, 2010
Sometimes when I get a book from the boxes in my bedroom (my bookshelf collapsed a long time ago), I find an incredibly tiny spider living inside.

How do they manage to get inside of a closed book? Is my apartment actually clean? (It is! Really!) What do they do with their days?

Well, I hope this little educational song will straighten things out to your satisfaction:

Bibliophile spiders!
They're excellent hiders!

They hide in the nooks
of your journals and books,

Absorbing the knowledge
you paid for in college,

Left there by their mommas
to eat all your commas.