Verdant said his favorite place to kiss me was on the cheek, but he didn't know why. I've gained about five pounds since coming home, and it's all gone to my cheeks. My muscles are no longer so defined. My arms almost look... fat. But I suppose this development comes at a propitious time...

As there seems to be a major backlash of hate towards the Ally Mcbeals of the world. Magazines may parade thin models, but IRL? I can't count how often I've heard the sentiment that "real men" like "real women" with curves. Is my vagina "real" enough?