WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MAKE MY LIFE
MEANINGFUL AND INTERESTING? (Partly inspired by SD)
a) Meet a tall, beautiful man and have a deep, meaningful conversation about music.
b) Get kidnapped by pirates, ending up a full time member.
c) Go on Coach Trip and meet Brendan.
d) Marry Simon Amstell/(if he remains a homosexual) become his doting best friend, with deep, meaningful conversations on the meaning of life.
e) Become a Buddhist nun (and chill with the monks).
f) Become an extremely funny and well-loved comedian, providing hilarity to the British public.
g) Get out more.