Gonna be a pop star. Give me the makeup, the clothes, the wigs, the shoes - whatever it takes for me to look nothing like myself. Now help me write a song about having sex with lots of different people. Could we also make it about heavy drinking? The chorus should enthusiastically promote dancing in a way that artfully disguises the lyrics about whoring and boozing. Research which drugs other pop stars are singing about and we'll top them. Make up a new drug if you have to. Tweak my voice to robot perfection. Naked models all over the video. SUPERSTAR!