You went naturing in your favourite sweater and now it's covered in hundreds of tiny seed-burrs. If only there were an app to remove them. What?! You don't have a cell phone? Looks like you'll have to do it the old fashioned way - brew up a pot of tea and sit somewhere comfortably, sipping and picking. Sigh. So boring, so dull. You want to be on the Internet. No. Sip and pick, damn you. Sip and pick. Inhale, grasp, exhale, pick. Inhale, grasp, exhale, sip. You are so beautiful, so relaxed. Soon you'll look ravishing in that sweater again.