I have a large nose. Whenever I confess this to someone they will politely insist that I do not even if we are sifting through old photos and an obvious profile shot appears. Even if I'm sitting right next to them.

I have a small penis. Whenever I am brave enough to confess this to a lover they will look away, embarrassed, mutter something under their breath, and then insist that I do not.

I don't mind either of these realities. With a smaller nose and a larger penis I would be even more of a danger to myself.

Amen.