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July 12, 2012
I was on OKCupid for a day and already the cretins wanted meetin's. Just because I had no work for the day and was whiling away the time chatting, one eye on eBay, another on Facebook, and the third barely paying attention to our chat didn't mean I'm interested beyond this point. In a moment of magnanimity, we became Facebook friends, which I regretted within the hour. When I told you I wasn't into getting together, you said it's a shame because we would have had "epic sex". Had there ever been a deal, that surely would have broken it.