July 21, 2012
Five dollars gets you three shots at trying to toss a tiny ring onto Ursula's McAlistair's uvulva. She'll lie on her back on the splintered counter of the vacant booth in between the traditional ring toss and the Whack-A-Mole run by her dad, open her mouth wide, and blink twice, give you the thumbs up, and then you can try your best to win the game. There is no prize, just the memory of having tried to toss a ring onto a pretty girl's uvulva at the county fair, and no doubt losing. It's not as easy as you've heard.