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July 23, 2012
My biodad emails a Polaroid of me, my brother, and sister from 1976 or so, loitering around a touristy wigwam on a vacation I couldn't remember if you paid me (to take a vacation nowhere near a touristy wigwam). My brother rocks denim overalls, boasting a Jewfro that couldn't host a yarmulke even if it wanted to; my sister wears an expression on her face that I can only describe as Bobby Brady looking like he's got a secret; and I sport Farrah-esque locks hair, showing off perky little boob slopes that, oddly, don't win me popularity in high school.