July 30, 2012
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to spoil your plans to cheat on your wife (and daughters) while you were out of town. You do realize, though, that you weren't going to get anywhere with me even if you were actually divorced and coming up here on a legitimate business trip, right? That sort of setup might work with any number of the desperate housewives who no doubt fling themselves at your handsome feet, but it takes a lot more than a flash of perfect teeth and a chiseled jaw for some of us. Save it for your wife, bum.