January 9, 2013
My Match subscription may have expired after a two-month insanity stint, but that doesn't mean I'll miss out on notes from other online dating sources, like OKCupid. To wit, I present this example, which I imagine the sender, dressed in a silk ascot and monocle (and nothing else), composing first on the finest of vellum using a quill pen dipped in a cut-crystal inkpot before typing into cyberspace: "hello. just wanna show some luv to ur beautiful sexy fine self. absolutely drop dead gorgeous. a perfect 10. any guy be lucky to be with u. just had to tell u"