January 5, 2013
Several years ago an ex-beau appeared on "Wheel of Fortune". Had I not known him in real life and only watched as an outsider, I would have found him adorable and exuberant, albeit pretty damned dorky, and, despite his schnooky navy blue country club dad blazer, wanted to date him (and not just because he wound up winning more money than I make in a year). In the end bonus round, the J, Z, and W he selected were quite helpful in allowing him to shout out, "JIGSAW PUZZLE!!!" as soon as Pat Sajak let him out of the gate.