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January 31, 2013
This gem made its way into my OKCupid messages:

"u kno I like u , u get rite to the point. u r honest, no bullshit with u . Y must b a sweet women wen people get to kno u .I sense that in ur summary . Would love to get aquianted with u .;)ty bobby"

Oh, the infractions on parade in this dazzling display! Myriad motley misspellings are bad enough, but oh! Funky punctuation? And as if the abundance of "u" isn't loathsome enough, "Y" now also substitutes for "you"?

It's too much for one "women" to bear!