3-LEGGED MAN CRITICAL
Word is out: adult film star Ron Jeremy was hospitalized
with a cardiac aneurism possibly precipitated by extended periods of middle-leg
hyperinflation during perfidiously piercing palpable performances.
An avid thruster, Jeremy stood firm, inserting himself in
the Triple-X scene early on, rising quickly through the ranks of shanks and penetrating
many markets, erecting a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for his
d-erect roles skewering receptive costars in over 2000 naughty hardcore films.
So praise the 3 legged fellow
Love scenes so mellow
Heíll tell you, fellow:
He just LOVED hiding the bacon!