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February 8, 2013

3-LEGGED MAN CRITICAL

Word is out: adult film star Ron Jeremy was hospitalized with a cardiac aneurism possibly precipitated by extended periods of middle-leg hyperinflation during perfidiously piercing palpable performances.

An avid thruster, Jeremy stood firm, inserting himself in the Triple-X scene early on, rising quickly through the ranks of shanks and penetrating many markets, erecting a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for his d-erect roles skewering receptive costars in over 2000 naughty hardcore films.

So praise the 3 legged fellow
For makiní
Love scenes so mellow
Heíll tell you, fellow:
He just LOVED hiding the bacon!