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February 22, 2013

Having been uninterrupted by Facebook's fettered distractions, Tom waxed reasonably relaxed and expressed mild dismay, or perhaps somewhat stunned surprise at my creamy credulousness in purchasing the newest operating system offered by the world's largest former software monopoly, stating that, despite assurances to the contrary – over and above the strident whine of naysayers – albeit whilst preaching to the choir of already-on-boarders, the current, out-of-the-box but barely out of beta version of the OS in question was wholly nascent; as its predecessor was, in Tom's words, “barely stable”.

“Congratulations! Tom chirped. You crafted a friggin' 90-word sentence!”