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May 2, 2013

Spring has sprung
Oh bitches brew!
Rodents hung – what’s left to do?
One got in, quick as a flash;
We hustled out his chipmunk ass!

”The only good rodent is a DEAD rodent,”
Whupsteen declared, adding:
“I’ll never be a Buddha;
I have ZERO compassion for
rodent-f**k pieces of shit.”

Two years ago, a local cat neglecter took off for Florida, leaving a bevy of barn cats to fend for themselves in the harshest winter out of the last ten or so. The felines were of course subsisting off anything they could sink their sharp-as-all-get-out fangs into, including innocent songbirds.