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May 27, 2013

Nature once again intervenes
for these here backwoods
working-class greens
who slap on their jeans
as the temperature soars;
and you know what it means
for us toiling outdoors:
Damn near quitting our chores,
ending up on all fours!

This dreaded annual ordeal looms: rasslin’ an overweight window mounted beastly noisemaker into its slot for what is hoped to be a reasonable 3-month performance.

Yes, the world’s loudest air conditioner is about to be taken out, dusted off, and hefted into its summer home.

Each year we vow will be the last for this dreadful piece of electricity-gobbling low-qual equipment.