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August 28, 2013
Grading that Tom mansion's driveway would be the biggest challenge to date for mufti-clad Davey H. In fact, Davey found parts of his brain long dormant for lack of use.
They would need to hustle up for this occasion.
Thus, let the rollin' begin!

But today,
immediately after the TV dish/satellite goof
professed inability
to scale Tom's steeply-pitched roof,
Tom waxed not so aloof.

Trees were the culprit.
Hey, no shit.
Davey had heard songs like it
before
– trimming a bit,
and then some more.

“Between television and solar, locals like these are declaring friggin' war on trees,” Davey said.