read
write
members
about
account

 

datedatememberrandomsearch

September 5, 2013
The trainees would descend upon me like a swarm of bees. "Sir, orders complied with, sir!," they shouted in earnest. My passive scanners would activate, instantly detecting any point on their person that was worthy of my criticism.

Proper Salute?
Short / Tied Hair?
No Facial Hair?
Presentable?
Tiger Look?
Closed Top Button?
Clean and Ironed Clothes?
No Accessories?
Properly-pinned ID?
Smart tuck?
Good stance?
Proper belt?
No dangling anything?
45 Degree Angle between feet?
Shoelaces hidden from view?
Super shiny shoes?
Wearing the correct color of socks?

Was the line delivered correctly? In a resonant voice? With conviction?