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October 12, 2013
When I say I wish I had a time machine, it's so I can go back to fifth grade and not fuck up on purpose on my callback for the role of Dorothy in the "Wizard of Oz", back to 1998 to "go for it" with the crazy, hot lacrosse-playing associate in the law office file-room as I pretended to Acco-fasten a "chron" file, and so many other reasons. It seems Time-Warner has heeded my plea but has only taken me back to 1996 so my Internet connection can be as sporadic and mind-numbingly slow as connecting via AOL dial-up.