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October 5, 2013
In case you're ever in need of a prop that perfectly mimics the bilious product of a cirrhotic hobo's liver for a community theater production, your kindergartner's Hallowe'en pageant costume, or for your own sizzling, romantic "role-playing", I present the perfect recipe, easily achieved in the Vitamix: One cup water, 1 Sambazon acai smoothie pack, 1 honey crisp apple, 2 pitted dates, and a fistful of dollars (and by "dollars", I mean spinach). If you plan to drink concoction this rather than use it as aforementioned, please know that although it may not be pretty, it still tastes pretty good.