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October 19, 2013
Yesterday some madcap grapeseed oil took it upon itself to spill onto my hardwood floors, resulting in a Rorschach effect that resembles a stunning dame in gogo boots lying to a bearded landlord about the origin of the stain. Because I don't want life to imitate this inadvertent art, I need a way to reverse the damage or at least lessen it. Sprinkling the splotches with baking soda, as Internet geniuses suggest, did zip, rendering me nauseated enough to consider mixing some with water to drink. So, dear friends, are any of you "fix-it" types with helpful knowhow to share?