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October 16, 2013
Tall strawberry-blond beardy boy guy on Broadway yesterday afternoon, lurking several feet from a comedy club entrance, holding a folder or clipboard, which automatically repels me as much as if he were swinging an enormous turkey drumstick while simultaneously singing a Steely Dan song: "Hey, do you like COMEDY?"

Me: No! In fact, I really dislike laughter. Him, sneering, all pale-like: And what part of Jersey ARE you from?

How I wanted to say, "Ahh, yes, there's a reason why you're here on the sidewalk peddling tickets for the show rather than actually onstage performing."

Now, THAT would've been hii-i-i-i-iiiii-iiilarious.