October 29, 2013
My eyebrows aren't as Brooke Shieldsish as I would like. Often, in photos, they appear Whoopi Goldbergesque, which is not a look generally considered attractive on this planet. This morning, a friend gave me a well-known eyebrow "filler" to use, and it was with a fair amount of excitement that I just tried it here in the privacy of my home. I'm delighted to report that, with this product, I look like a cross between Peter Gallagher, George Whipple, and Jerry Seinfeld's Uncle Leo after Elaine wielded the Sharpie, a look that I am confident will serve me quite well.