October 30, 2013
While out and about this morning, my shoes decided it'd be cute if their soles separated from the uppers so that they'd appear like flapping Muppet mouths happy to gab with the West Village sidewalks. A stray ponytail holder on the street served to secure the worse of the two shoes until I reached my destination. En route home, I bought a pack of holders, using one for the other shoe. By the time I got off the subway, the solution failed, so I removed both shoes and pretended I was in a Mentos commercial. Life, lemons, lemonade, or something!