January 2, 2014
I notice an XL tab on the left boob of my sweater. Someone could have told me about this. I pull it off, fold it neatly and put it in the trash. It is a beautiful sweater given to me by my parents for Christmas. It is off-white with dark gray threads randomly appearing—kind of a speckled effect. It has three large buttons at the top and velveteen elbow patches. I do look fetching with elbow patches. I should get elbow patch tattoos for permanent fetchingness. Fetch me this. Fetch me there. I would no longer need a remote.